Saturday, August 11, 2012

Creed to Creed

Here's the official creed of the Berkeley Psychic Institute courtesy Psychdoctorate's blog (and I'm the guy who added the emphasis):

We of the Church believe in limitless space, timeless endurance, never ending acceptance, everlasting patience, and continuous comprehension.

"What if a man gain the whole world and lose his own soul?" asks Jesus.

To a mystic with eyes turned inward towards infinity and cosmic consciousness, his words have great meaning.

Psychic freedom creates no ideologies, no isms, no dissenting philosophies which divide, corrupt and destroy communication between human souls.

No governments are upturned, no faiths cut down by the sword, no sects or types eliminated; only a one to one contact between the cosmic and a living soul, which flames quietly, bringing a lifetime of contentment and a realization that nothing in this world is worth exchanging for that attainment.

Now, here's the Defecation the Spiritual Rights calls it's "Divine Creed":

We the children representing the Church of God, believe in principle our motto that FREEDOM IS THE ESSENCE OF LIFE.
And, as an ordained ministry of His Worship hereinafter referred to as the SPIRITUAL RIGHTS FOUNDATION, do joyously adopt in absolute acceptance that no person, place or condition upon this heavenly planet has intellectual, philosophical or moralistic right to interfere with the DIVINE PROVIDENCE granted unto us by the supreme authority of ALMIGHTY GOD.
Furthermore, no Country, foreign or domestic, entities of this earth planet, solar system, or any other extra-terrestrial system (WTF?) shall prevail in bearing false witness against us or intervene in the mission which our FATHER-MOTHER GOD has willingly talented us to unfold for the benefit of HIS GRACE in all human kind.
WE the children of HIS LIFE are ordained by HIS GRACE, to worship in HIS LIGHT of reality and come to personally experience the eternal freedom of limitless space, timeless endurance, never-ending acceptance, everlasting patience, and continuous comprehension. First, seek the Kingdom of Heaven, and its righteousness, and then all things shall be added unto you, says Jesus.
To a mystic with eyes turned inward to infinity and cosmic consciousness, His words are not only simple but veiled in great meaning. Spiritual freedom creates no ideologies, no isms, no dissenting philosophies, no moralistic interpretations which divide, corrupt and destroy communication between human souls.
No governments are upturned, no faiths cut down by the sword, no sects or types eliminated. Only a personal revelation between the cosmos and a living soul, which flames quietly, bringing a lifetime of contentment and a realization that nothing in this world is worth exchanging for that attainment.
This is our meaning of serenity which peacefully surpasses All human understanding.

Of course, the ambulatory colossal turd serving as the Witches of Ellsworth Street's only sycophant, hit man and yap dog would point out that several of the paragraphs are different, the identical paragraphs are such only in language (so their meaning would be completely different because of Bill Duby's superior psychic powers and con man abilities) and besides, only the spiritually aware of the Academy for Psychic Studies would be able to understand it.

So, the fact that none of the spiritually superior ministers of this mentally deficient cult could explain the deteriorated creed no matter how many times they were asked should not indicate this creed is a steaming pile of shit.

Nor would the fact that Bill Duby stole all the scripts and fundamental philosophies of the Berkeley Psychic Institute give rise to suspicion that he also stole their creed, despite the incontrovertible evidence.

No, as the Academy for Psychic Studies unleashes a continuous barrage of tall tales describing Bill Duby's dubious psychic achievements and memories of Bill's imaginary relationship with Lewis Bostwick (BPI's founder) there wouldn't be a problem calling BPI's creed just an early version of the Academy's.

I mean, if the Academy stole all the things BPI taught and if Bill and the Witches perpetuated the lie that Bill was like a son to Lewis Bostwick (rather than the pest and psychotic he was perceived to be) why not steal the BPI creed while you are at it?



Sunday, August 5, 2012

When it reigns, it pours.

Well, I searched for "smoking hot" and was
presented with Adam Lambert

Could be worse.  Google might have given me this guy:



As the Witches of Ellsworth Street look dejectedly at the ruins of their evil and deceitful enterprise, they still aspire to the kinds of riches, control and exploitation they enjoyed at the peak of the Academy for Psychic Studies reign of terror.

The problem is: there's no one left to terrorize.

Well, I guess that obsequious and grotesque excuse of a hit man and enforcer is left.  I guess he's getting what he wants (daily kicks in the ass) and the Witches give what they want (daily kicks in the ass).

And the elderly and decrepit hangers-on are still hanging on.  They have to.  The Witches had them so isolated, there's no one outside the cult they can associate with.

So the one middle-aged perfume merchant is still hanging on.  Good thing he has a roomful of oils.  He'll need it to ease Robin's weekly lower colon inspections.

As the remaining aged and discouraged leftovers of a heyday long past are now so beaten they can't protest when the Witches make even more insane demands, the terror we used to experience has dulled to resignation.  There's only so much abject terror the human mind and body can endure.  After years and years of abuse, like the abused child - the mind re-shapes the trauma into routine.  What once was terrifying is now familiar and when that happens, the mind is completely desensitized to abuse just like the boy in Suzanne Vega's song.

So, teaching $160 mind control classes that profit no one but the Witches, constantly shilling worthless yet expensive psychic services and making themselves appear as happy and fulfilled as they can make themselves continues to this day.  

Too bad no one gives a shit...

Even a casual observer of the Academy's decrepit web site will notice few classes besides Meditation 1 and Healing 1 are ever offered.  There was a glimmer of psychotic hope when a few people showed up at the San Jose location to take an introductory course of psychosis.  Unfortunately for the Corpulent Turd, those students vamoosed never to appear again.  Looks like even more of the Witches shoe prints will appear on his broad seat of his pants.

Anyone familiar with the Elizabeth Kubler-Ross stages of grief can see exactly what's happening here:  the Witches are firmly implanted in stage one of grief - denial.  Well, maybe they are in stage two - anger.  However, as the Witches are in a constant state of simultaneous anger and denial, it's got to be pretty damn difficult to be sure which stage they are really in.

How often did the Witches deny there was anything wrong with the way they did things?  Even after several negative press reports (in print, the web and on broadcast television) they steadfastly not only refused to answer honest opportunities to tell their side of the story, they demonized the former members who spoke the truth.  The truthful revelations from former members ignited a public firestorm of scrutiny and rebuke.

The publication of Spiritual Perversion fanned the flames in a broader sense by bringing the public into the personal story of one of the Academy for Psychic Studies' most brutalized victims.

Of course, this blog has kept the flames burning by expanding the reach of the truth through the world wide web and proving the electronic pen is a lot mightier than the Academy's dull and rusted sword.

As these events built over the years, the dam of pent-up frustration began to overflow among the remaining members.  The Witches too.

In their relentless quest to squeeze more nickels, dimes and quarters from their weary members, the Witches round up the troops and demanded a million-dollar revenue stream.  How that was supposed to happen wasn't said, nor was that the Witches' concern.  They just wanted it.

The Witches of Ellsworth Street applied more and more pressure to the haggard troops for whatever the Witches craved for themselves and the Golden Child.  After all, God didn't give a damn if the followers had nice cars, new clothes, jewelry, retirement savings or personal real estate but He damn well wanted the Witches to have them.

So intense was the pressure, people quietly left the fold one by one and two by two.  The bishop was the one person charged with processing the departures and obtaining the money the Witches wanted to allow the unfortunate ex-member to leave unmolested and live in freedom from their hit man's harassment.

However, after a few short years of manipulating the membership and carrying out the perverse orders of the Witches, the loyalty of the Bishop was rewarded: her church stipend was cancelled and her share of income earned from her own hypnosis sessions and classes was reduced to 20% - an untenable situation for the Bishop.  Obviously, the Bishop parted company.

Immediately afterward, the last set of SRF holdouts pulled the ripcord.  The Witches were left with no one.

That watershed event was over a year ago.  It was, by all accounts, the death knell for the Academy for Psychic Studies and for the Witches of Ellsworth Street.

So of course, the right thing to do would be to liquidate immediately, take the money and head for the hills.

The right thing has never been in the Witches' playbook.

The Academy for Psychic Studies continues.  Maybe it's limping, gasping for air and debilitated but it's still there.

Now that the Witches are more vulnerable than ever and more dependent on their real estate earnings and public acceptance to sustain them, wouldn't now be the best time to show mercy, wouldn't now be the best time to be understanding, warm and nourishing?

What the hell have you been smoking?

When have the Witches helped up a follower without a quid pro quo?

Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller?  Bueller?

And when have the Witches took advantage of someone in a vulnerable state?

OK, put your hands down.  I can't possibly call on all of you.

So, as the Witches swing wildly from denial to anger and back again, I believe now is the time to do unto them as they have done unto us.  I believe we can bring to them all the psychic warmth and spiritual nourishment they have bestowed on us.

Well, I guess that psychic warmth and spiritual nourishment is more like gratuitous humiliation and unfounded revenge when practiced by the Witches.

In that spirit, I will announce to you that the Witches' current travails with the former Blue Sky Ranch may be traced right back to this blog and the blog author.

That the Witches can create a half-million dollar illegal monstrosity and foist it upon an unwitting buyer was disturbing to me.  Not only that, that WE were involved in the creation of that monster was even more disturbing.  More disturbing still was that the Witches were all too eager to attract the toddlers of their members to come stay at the illegal quarters of the former Blue Sky Ranch.

Concerns for the safety of the followers and their children never entered the Witches' deranged minds.  Fair pricing for a buyer of the illegal structure wasn't a thought.  Getting more than their fair share certainly was.

Still, I have to thank the Witches for making the creation of a compelling and unimpeachable complaint to the Contra Costa Building Inspection Division so easy.  The ad the Blue Sky Ranch's realtor broadcast helpfully included photos of the illegal construction, allowing the inspectors probable cause to investigate.  That a now former member included pictures of toddlers in the illegal living spaces gave the inspectors the sense of urgency to act.

Such blunders by the Witches made if all too easy to make them account for their arrogance and disdain for safety, the law and human decency.

Oddly, the Witches said the same damn thing about me when they sued me.  Too bad they were smacked down there too.

The Blue Sky Ranch debacle isn't the only overtly illegal or questionable activity the Witches engage in.  Nor would it be the last, I suspect.

But even the Witches can't deny the truth: they are walking around with a "Kick Me" sign on their back, and it's written in their own handwriting.

I'm sure that's another thing they'll be angry about.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Separation of Church and State or maybe Separation of you from your money?




I asked another ex-member come by the other night for a little coffee, good humor and conversation. The subject of this person's ordination came up. This ex-member said he had not been able to use his ministerial title for some time. The reason is that he had not paid the Academy for Psychic Studies for the fees necessary to register him with the state. That registration was said to give a minister the legal protection necessary to perform a marriage, conduct pastoral counseling and all the other things that a minister must do.

The registration and fees associated with it are to be paid directly to the Academy for Psychic Studies, who in turn, would send the paperwork and the license fees to the State of California. I was not aware that the State of California required registration of clergy and none of the ministers I knew had a state-issued minister's card, certificate or license.

I just could not believe that a church has required to register clergy with a government agency. The first amendment is usually interpreted as requiring the government to stay well away from religion and certainly does forbid the regulation of a religious belief. There just could not be a state requirement to license, regulate or register clergy. It would be a clear violation of the "free exercise clause" of the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. So, this notion of registering with the state stank like tuna left out for a week.

I decided to ask the California Department of Public Health, which has jurisdiction over who can conduct weddings and pastoral counseling. As it turns out, there is no California registry of clergy. The State of California has never maintained a list of registered clergy and never intends to.

Members of the clergy have no requirement to obtain a license or register in California just to conduct a marriage or provide pastoral counseling. Since the government is forbidden to get involved in religious issues (like who is qualified to be a minister) keeping an official State of California list of approved ministers, priests, rabbis and the like would be clearly unconstitutional.

As far as the state is concerned, once you are ordained as clergy at any church of any faith or denomination anywhere in the world, you are ordained as clergy and are empowered to conduct your pastoral duties and conduct marriages anywhere in the State of California. No verification is required by the state.

This ability to conduct a marriage remains valid for as long as the clergy wants to maintain his ordination. There is no yearly expiration of one's status a clergy, in the state's eyes. Even if you haven't thrown a wad of money into the Witches of Ellsworth's cauldron for a decade, you are as much a minister now as the day they gave you that dubious position.

In fact, all that the State of California requires of the minister performing a wedding is a recognition by the couple that the minister is actually a minister. You don't even really need to be ordained by an established church to perform a marriage; you can make up your own church (call it the church of the holy underwear with skid marks on them, if you like) and ordain yourself. Pretty easy, huh?

Same goes for any other ministerial duty. Just be sure you have some kind of entity that will serve as your church and you are good to go.

I've got one myself. It's from the Universal Life Church. It's a real certificate from a religious entity here in California. There have been many, many people who were ordained through the Universal Life Church and many of those were ordained for the purpose of conducting a wedding ceremony.

The certificate was free. The Academy for Psychic Studies charges tens of thousands of dollars to complete the ministerial training course - at least, it will take you tens of thousands of dollars before they decide to hand you a ministerial title. Thankfully, I don't have that stigma from the Academy for Psychic Studies.

Oddly, though, the Spiritual Rights Foundation (in the form of Bill Duby and Angela Silva) went on forever about how the SRF ministerial certificate was issued by the Universal Life Church.  Why would a church need to have another church issue a certificate of ordination for them?

If SRF was really a church, all the State of California and the United States of America requires is SRF's statement they are a church and the recognition of the congregation they are a church.  As SRF was fond of saying: "everything is done by agreement".  They must be too dense or paranoid to see they only needed a simple agreement to become a church.

So, this bit about them needing to issue ordination from the Universal Life Church must have been another attempt by Bill Duby to deceive and confuse.

I'm sure the SRF Secret Police Agents who surreptitiously peruse this blog will scoff at the validity of the Universal Life Church certificate of ordination. After all, they say, you get what you pay for.

But many, including our friend, received an SRF ministerial certificate that was at least purportedly from that same Universal Life Church.  Did they get what they paid for?

Well, that's true - sometimes. For all the money they put into the Academy for Psychic Studies, I wonder how valuable is their own certificate of ordination?

As far as a wedding is concerned, they have equal value. As far as giving pastoral counseling goes, they are both equally protective and valuable. Certainly, if the First Amendment protects the Academy for Psychic Studies as a religious organization, why can't any other such organizations enjoy equal rights?

Of course in the eyes of the Academy for Psychic Studies, there's no value in a "mail-order" ordination that costs nothing.

But in the citizen's eyes, in the eyes of the State of California, in the eyes of the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America, there is value. And their eyes are the only ones that matter.

What about that fee, then?

The State does not require it. Who does and where is that money going?

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Quick One for the Weekend

I'm headed out for the weekend but I'll leave you with this set of comments I had on Joy's blog. Enjoy your weekend and I'll be back soon.


At the Spiritual Rights Foundation, the leaders were shown as masters of "havingness". They were the ones driving Cadillacs, with overflowing brokerage accounts, hiding stacks of Benjamins in their mattresses, and having shopping sprees at Macy's while they recited the idiot sayings and meaningless platitudes of the new age psychic philosophy over and over again.

The followers were driving decades-old shitheaps, scraping to make it to the end of the month, lucky to have an old, lumpy mattress and shopped at Big Lots and the Salvation Army while they recited the same damn thing.

I even witnessed a leader screaming at a follower who was balking at providing a luxurious home makeover of the leader's kitchen and living room for free. The leader also helpfully offered several profanities to assist the follower in growing spiritually and increase his havingness.

The leader was so successful in increasing the decrepit follower's havingness, that person immediately prospered from a holy kick in the ass from the anointed leader's spiritual boot. So, if you are open to havingness, you shall receive it when you are asking for it.

So I believe in havingness. I believe it's a misapplied, toxic and misleading word often used to control the compliant and empower the dominant.


  1. Well anon, I can say that SRF never gave so much as a penny of their own funds or assets to charity. Ever. We members were directed to make charitable contributions in the name of SRF. That would be for the purpose of showing that SRF was being charitable without SRF actually being charitable.

    I heard from more than one source that our donations and tithes were skimmed from the donation plate each month. Bill would reach into the tithes, pull out all bills greater than $10 and stuff them in his pocket. I once saw Angela drop a thick tithe envelope into the dish during church service. After church service, I saw her carrying the same envelope back to her home. It was just as thick as it was earlier.

    In the more than a decade I have been at SRF, there was no charitable giving or charitable works for the community. Ever. And no charitable works were ever discussed or planned. Forget talking about giving SRF's hard-stolen money to charity. It would never happen. They would not even hear of SRF matching the members' donation. The only aspirations to the community I ever heard of were related to making money from the community.

    As for Bill, Angela and Robin gathering the staff without coercion; failure to appear when summoned was punished with monetary fines, public humiliation, even temporary loss of ministerial title. I saw all of that happen. The temporary loss of ministerial title was imposed on a minister who was late for a meeting with Bill due to an unforeseen problem on the freeway. She also suffered from MS and was never given accommodation because of her illness. Instead, she was run ragged.

    I'll tell you how strong this coercion was: when my wife graduated from college, she invited several ministers from SRF to attend the ceremony. Several agreed. None actually attended.

    Why?

    Angela called a last-minute meeting of the ministers at the exact time of my wife's graduation to discuss a trivial matter for an hour. None dared say they were invited to a once-in-a-lifetime event and important milestone achieved by a long time student of SRF at the same time of the meeting.

    Some ministers apologized to me personally saying that they "had to go" and mentioned that not attending would carry consequences. Serious consequences.

    I'm glad your healing, reading and class was of benefit for you. My first few years with SRF was the time of my life (except for the empty promise of getting laid part - at least I got a web award out of it).

    But I'm relieved that you were spared the sight of the ugly underbelly of the SRF beast.
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  2. Looks like there are many SRF people who have a lot to say. I believe this to be very healthy and a natural reaction to what happened to them and others. I hope they can eventually recover and move on the right path of forgetting about there time there.
    I'm glad I never gave more than the small sum in the beginning. Mike and Joy, are you both still in contact with some of the people you write about in your blogs? Sounds like they really don't like you know?
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  3. Hi Anonymous,
    Yes it is good that people are talking about their experiences, very healthy.

    Mike and I are not in contact with the leaders in which we write about. That relationship ends on their end once you start disagreeing with anything they do. They require almost total devotion. Plus I realy did not to be around them when I left once I started to see, realize and get out of the denial phase of what was really happening there.

    There are some other people that we have mentioned in the blog that are not leaders and some of them we are in contact with.

    A good portion of ex-SRF people we have been reconnecting with and building friendships with. That reminds me I need to send out invites for another get together.

    And there are a few current SRF'rs who would like to leave and that are questioning the place but cannot bring themselves to leave.

    Thanks for your comments.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The Blue Sky Ranch just keeps confusing...



Looks like the Contra Costa County Building Inspectors took a gander at the plans for the Blue Sky Ranch.  Just like us, they were pretty darn confused at what in hell the Witches of Ellsworth Street intended when they built the thing.  In fact, one of them calls the project "a very confusing project"

What did they expect?

It's confusing to understand what this place is all about as well as why it was constructed in the first place.

Well, I'll just leave it at that.

Why The Blue Sky has a purpose or reason for being is beyond me too.

I can't tell if this is another of the Witches' labyrinthine and convoluted schemes to dodge whatever they want to dodge or if it's just another Blue Sky Ranch blue sky ideas.

Either way, the work to undo the evil that was done is underway.

I just hope it won't be re-done later.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Drop Dead Divas

Well, the diva part isn't a question with these two...


Well, it looks very much like the bell is tolling for the Witches of Ellsworth Street.

Their tax haven is starting to crumble and their cash cows have decided there are far better pastures than the weed-infested and dilapidated confines of the Academy for Psychic Studies compound in Berkeley.

It's now well-known that the two most eager and formally-loyal members of the official Academy staff were not only doing well with their respective hypnosis practices and healing consultations, they were also being squeezed hard by Angela Silva and Robin Dumolin to turn their heads and cough up enormous cuts of the revenue they earned without Angela and Robin investing one thin dime or offering even one moment of labor to help.

Of course, those of us who have seen Angela and Robin in action know they really like to make buckets of money by sitting in a comfy chair and intimidating their victims into "agreeing" to a business arrangement that profits only themselves, then adding even more threats and intimidation if the money hose starts to slow down.

The way Angela and Robin conduct their "business" practices is so much like the Mafia, I'm surprised there aren't hit men out for anyone who isn't paying those two a tribute.

That Angela Silva and Robin Dumolin (especially Angela) do all the mean, nasty and idiotic antics the can think of to instill fear and intimidate anyone who won't go along with their program of exploitation is legendary.  Every person who has been involved with the Academy lately has felt they were giving more and more and more and getting less and less in return.  Even those who were staunch supporters of the Witches of Ellsworth and those who have helped stir the cauldron were not spared.

Students read on their contract the Clairvoyant Training Program would last less than or about a year.  Instead the CTP would extend from one year to two to five and up to a decade, depending on how much control you were under and for how long you can pay for it.  After you realized you spent tens of thousands and wasted a decade you'll never get back... well, maybe you'll write a blog too.

People who found success on their own were pressured to give more and more of their earnings for the Witches' cauldron of evil.  One person had a thriving business.  His business thrived so much, he was compelled to give more and more and more of his earnings and profits to the Witches, who in return would give him, uh, well, I guess they really didn't give him anything.  They did goad, cajole and finally threw a barrage of insults at him to not only make him cough up the Benjamins, they had him work for them for no pay as well.

The bishop's child had been keeping a horse on Angela and Robin's farm with Angela's permission and knowledge.  When the bishop finally had enough and pulled the ripcord, Angela retaliated by demanding the horse be removed from her farm immediately or she would take it to auction where the animal would be sold and turned into dog food.  She also threatened to liquidate all the horses kept there as well - that they would all wind up in a can of fido food didn't matter to Angela.

After over a week of hard work by the bishop's daughter, the horses were adopted and taken to good homes.

That wasn't enough for Angela.  Once informed the horses were removed, Angela demanded she be paid any money realized from the sale of any animals.  It didn't matter to her that most of the animals didn't belong to her, Angela wanted the money anyway.

Anything, anyone, any animal having even a slight association with Angela Silva will find him or herself having to fill Angela Silva's open palm for something, real or imagined - usually imagined.  Angela does not accept credit cards and checks will be accepted only after your funds are verified.  To her, whatever she sees, whatever she wants, whatever she believes she can get away with will be consumed and converted into cash to pay off her Macy's card.

When we hear people who succeed in their own businesses are compelled to pay out a big cut of their income to the Witches for no good reason besides "It's God's law." somehow, we never really questioned it.  Oh, did I say "God's Law"?  I meant "Bill Duby's Law".  my bad....

But now we do question it.  We question why the Witches think they can get away with it. We question how they can get away with it.  I think there will be more people asking how and why shortly.  Maybe they will be the last of the faithful or maybe it will be someone else.

Whoever they may be, those questions will have no concrete answers until the Witches are called to task and compelled to reply.

As the Witches and the Academy in general won't speak publicly about a damn thing anymore, there's really no way to see or hear what their positions on anything happen to be.  However when it comes to reaching in your pocket for your lunch money, they have only one answer:  because we can.

They can because their spiritual lover and founder of the Academy for Psychic Studies was a con man.  He set up the con and they profited from it.  He told them they were entitled to collect money from every follower in any amount and for any reason.  He was the one who made them vow to put "business first" by collecting money and operating their warm and nourishing environments with the kind of ruthless pursuit of profit that would make Donald Trump proud.  Kind of an odd mission for a non-profit church, don't you think?

I found it telling that the Witches complained their "business" began to drop off because of what is said in this blog.  Again, complaining to a court that their non-profit church was "losing money" kind of takes the blush off of their position of being a warm and nourishing kindergarten of spiritual growth, doesn't it?  It does characterize them as an organization that puts money first, kind of like BP ignoring the safety of their drilling operations because there's no money in being safe.

You have to wonder just how they see the purpose of their organization. Is their purpose to be warm and nourishing to those who seek solace and understanding or is it to warm and nourish two insatiable women who have sold out themselves, their children, their siblings and their very soul to achieve a position of power over those who are by and large good and decent people who are happy to serve and happy to give.

And you have to wonder why Angela Silva and Robin Dumolin would abuse that position for their own personal gain.

Oh, right...  it's for the money.  my bad...

Sunday, July 15, 2012

New pages of old shite.



So, at the top of the page are two links to new pages of old crap.

It's not because I'm tired of writing (I am tired for other reasons, though - you figure out what that's all about).  It's because with the hundreds of pages of rambling, it's getting tough to find a post that actually has something to say.

So, these two new pages have some Hot Topics (which is anything I think is hot) and Blogger's Choice posts (which is anything I think is hot).

So, please enjoy the new pages of old crap.  You might find something worth reading again.


Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Crappy Birthday



Since this article was first posted, there were at least a few people left at this idiot cult to have a birthday celebration for the perverted leaders.  Now, there's no one left and the two Witches of Ellsworth Street will have to figure out how to celebrate their respective birthdays on their own, with no one to share the joy with.

And no one to lavish them with presents, either.

So let them now experience the kind of birthday celebration we had to endure while involved with this cult: isolated and alone.

Now as fun as this shit is, I'm going off line for a bit of Downton Abbey.  I'll be back shortly.


While perusing the SRF official interweb page, I ran across the following:

Rev. Ang's Birthday
When Sun, August 16, 4:30pm – 6:30pm

Description
Rev. Ang (Angela Silva) turns 60 next month! To celebrate - and watch her face turn red with embarrassment, we're having a surprise party!

Date: August 16
Day: Sunday
Time: Aprox. 4:30 pm
Where: Macaroni Grill, El Cerrito Plaza, El Cerrito


NO, I am NOT asking anyone to crash the party. But I can't stop you from attending or having your own celebration at the same time and place.

I was, however, thinking about birthdays. The birthdays of the members. Everyone there has a birthday, obviously. And like Angela Silva, they all have a birthday every year. And a few of them have celebrated their 60th. Many more look forward to celebrating their 60th. But few have had a birthday party in their honor.

In my 14 years at SRF, I only remember a few times where a birthday was celebrated. A couple of times, a cake was brought in (usually by the b-day boy or girl) to be served and quickly gobbled down during a 30 minute class break. I've only remembered one damn birthday party for any one of the members. Actually it was for three or four of them. It was the only way people would show up.

The rest of the parties were for the leaders or for Bill Duby's daughter - just like the party the last few deluded individuals at SRF are throwing for Angela Silva.

At the Academy for Psychic Studies/Spiritual Rights Foundation, no one has birthday parties. Certainly nothing like I had lately with great people, great food and a great time. It's not because no one wanted to have a birthday party (certainly, a few of us would sneak out for a beer to celebrate a birthday - then sneak back before anyone found out).

No one was celebrating their birthdays for a simple but strange reason: no one dared have a celebration of anyone as an individual - unless that person is one of the leaders or Bill Duby's daughter.

To acknowledge a mere member as an individual, as a person of value, as someone who's life and friendship was valued and honored was well beyond the thinking of the average SRF-ite. Only the leaders (and the golden child of Bill Duby) were worthy of a celebration and acknowledgment.

Only a cult of personality would elevate the status of the leaders to the detriment of the members. Think about North Korea: Kim Jong Il's birthday is a national holiday. His crazy dad's birthday was too. How about Saddam? And those birthdays aren't a day off either, bucko. You'll spend the day toiling in the sun or otherwise slaving away while the leaders swim in a pool of champagne and eat caviar from a nubile lass's, well, eat caviar from a nubile lass.

Anyway, birthdays of SRF members aren't celebrated at the Macaroni Grill or any other place for that matter. And as for presents, forget about it. Hey, all the member's money is tied up in classes, tithing, and donations for this, that and Angela's birthday parties at the Macaroni Grill. (how in hell do you grill macaroni?). If someone remembers, you'll get a card from Safeway's "lame-ass birthday cards for the desperate" aisle because the members are so busy with classes, tithing, work hours, love projects and earning enough money for tithing, classes and Angela Silva's party at the Macaroni Grill they can't make it down to the mall to get a Hallmark.

But the leaders enjoy a much higher level of birthday prosperity than your average dirt-eating, lowly cult member. I remember every year, for Bill Duby's birthday, we were cajoled, prodded and nearly kicked to "donate" money for a lavish birthday gift to be presented on the great day. These gifts usually cost in the thousands of dollars. Bill especially liked gold coins. Real gold coins. He also liked equipment he could use to ride around his farm. Like a big lawnmower, a big horse, a big tractor and so on.

Angela was more modest. She enjoyed big gift cards for Macy's (a few hundred bucks was the norm), jewelry and handmade, golden nick-knacks costing mere hundreds of dollars.

Bill's "wife" and daughter weren't forgotten. Every year, they were lavished with gifts from every member.

And giving was encouraged. Strongly encouraged. So encouraged, you might find yourself in the SRF doghouse for weeks on end for not being an enthusiastic giver.

Because you have to give to live. You have to give even if you are so tapped out, you are wondering how you are going to eat or sleep in a bed with a roof over your head.

After a few years of seeing the members foist shovelfuls of gifts on the leaders while eschewing their own birthdays, I started to wonder what the hell that was all about.

It's all about the cult of personality. It's all about gaining attention and favor from the leaders. It's about the culture of losing your sense of self while you honor the people who stole it from you.

You have to see it to believe it. And if you don't believe it, well just head on over to the Macaroni Grill on Aug 16.


And enjoy this video of the personality traits of cult leaders.

Ding, Dong the Cult is Dead! Which Old Cult? The Wicked Cult!


A little while ago, Steve Sanchez made the observation that the Cult of the Spiritual Rights Foundation is now DEAD.

I happen to think the head of the SRF chicken is chopped off but the body will continue to twitch and run in circles for a while longer.  It's probably too early to say they are dead once and for all.  However, that this evil mass of sewage is about to be flushed is not in doubt.

Of course, I will have to make the following statement to the remaining SRF idiot (well, actually there are many SRF idiots but only one of them is still active with them):
The statement that the cult is DEAD does not refer to the extinguishing of the Witches corporeal presences.  It is, in fact A FUCKING METAPHOR for the cult becoming impotent (which in this context is NOT a condition treatable with Viagra) to the point of being unable to resurrect a membership that can sustain the kind of income the Witches aspire to and certainly unable to restore the cult's former perverted glory.

Sorry about that but there are idiots everywhere still reading this blog.

One thing the Witches will continue to do this year is make lame attempt after lame attempt to pull in more and more and more followers for the purpose of rummaging through their wallets and handbags at class breaks.  
Most of the prospective members are turning to the interweb to conduct due diligence and have the good fortune and remaining mental capacity to find this blog and the many not-so-warm-and-nourishing media articles about the Spiritual Rights Foundation.

Occasionally, there is a hit for ISHI Hypnosis.  Not many, but a few come in.

Amazingly, the Witches of Ellsworth continue to use whips, chains and Robin Dumolin's old lady shoes to beat their last remaining sycophant into promoting classes that have no available instructors, and hypnosis sessions that have no one to facilitate them.

If they had just been the slightest bit compassionate and humane, they'd still have at least two quite successful and supportive people who could bring in quite a bit of new members and the loot those members brought with them.  

Unfortunately for the two supportive members, the Witches have made it such a habit of picking up the nearest cheap QVC knick-knack or one of the shoes they bought from Macy's geriatric support department and use it to teach an opportunity for learning, well, there's only so much a downtrodden follower can take, you know.

The Woman at the Well might have been ecstatic at being a prominent ISHI Hypnosis hypnotist and instructor.  Unfortunately, the Witches only saw her as just another bag of loot they were trying to open up so she ran like hell, leaving the former bishop standing alone.

When you have that one person and that one person only who can be the pack mule who can carry your cult back into the good graces of the public, it would make an enormous amount of sense to increase her prominence, give her a larger salary and a generous expense account.  Creating a publicity campaign around the ex-bishop would quickly erase the bad memories left behind by Bill Duby and cover up the misdeeds of the Witches.  If they were to properly utilize and promote the ex-bishop, the Spiritual Rights Foundation had its best chance for a renaissance.

Even those who left the cult were expecting it to happen.  Current and ex-members alike were expecting to see her explode onto the scene with a tidal wave of enthusiastic and energetic followers in tow.  It was the right choice and the best choice.  Elevate the bishop, increase her visibility and the cult will rise again and the critics of the Spiritual Rights Foundation would have little to no audience for their cries.

So of course, the Witches did the following:
June 9, 2012 marks the one year anniversary of my unexpected resignation from the non-profit organization I was deeply involved with for thirty years. This was probably one of the most frightening decisions I’ve ever made and I was filled with fear and anger.
My reason for leaving? My monthly stipend was taken away and I was offered a mere 20% of all the hypnosis work I was doing.
What’s funny to me in hindsight is that I did not see this coming at all – so much for my psychic abilities!
But it wasn’t funny at the time. At first I felt like I had been kicked in the stomach and couldn’t breathe. I couldn’t wrap my mind around what had taken place nor could I imagine how I was going to pay my rent and take care of basic living expenses.
I was so angry that the two people I had called friends for thirty years had treated me this way, and then filled with sorrow when I realized they had never been my friends at all – friends don’t do that to each other

It's amazing.  When the Witches are given a golden opportunity, they take a dump on it.  What's not so amazing is that the Witches used a false sense of friendship, hollow esteem as well as empty loyalty to exploit someone who gave them the friendship, esteem and loyalty they could never give to anyone.

Our confidence that the ex-bishop could turn around the Spiritual Rights Foundation was so strong, I believed her enthusiasm and strength of personality would be just too much to overcome. I could not fathom how powerful the Spiritual Rights Foundation might have been if the ex-bishop was the face of the cult and its guiding light.

Fortunately for the world and society at large, Robin Dumolin and Angela Silva were still in charge and if there is one thing they have absolute expertise with it's fucking up.

As the interpersonal skills of Robin Dumolin and Angela Silva are so bad, corporate HR departments would like to use them as examples of the kind of people who should never be hired, all of the departures of the last few years can be traced right back to them and prospective members will need to be kept away from them if SRF has any hope of anyone coming back for more.

So, if the Spiritual Rights Foundation has any hope of a comeback they will need to recruit the kind of people who have built a relationship of trust with Angela Silva and Robin Dumolin as well as having a confident and charismatic presence with the public.  Kind of sounds chicken-and-egg, doesn't it?

There is no one left at SRF who can have the kind of charisma of the ex-bishop. No one has their trust.  No one in his or her right mind and who has the charisma the Witches need would trust those two anyway (especially the enigmatic Robin Dumolin) without the kind of intense mind control only the dead founder could practice.

Since Robin Dumolin and Angela Silva are less skilled at mind control as they are at the old game of cheating at cards, I think they won't find a new confederate to attract fresh new faces to their den of iniquity.
Besides, they'll be up to their eyebrows trying to dodge or appease the Contra Costa County building inspectors.

That'll cost them plenty.  It may be a drop in the SRF bucket but think about this: can't you drain a bucket a drop at a time?  What if you put a lot of holes in the bucket?

With all the departures and with openness and truth beginning to emerge, the holes in the Spiritual Rights Foundation bucket are becoming more and more numerous.

If this keeps up, there will be enough to start a storm.

Want to make some rain?  If you run into someone looking for some spiritual awakening, tell them to stop at Peet's for a nice latte and come back after their eyes are open.  Then you can tell them what to expect at a place like SRF.

I do ask that you give the ex-bishop and all former members of this insidious and destructive cult the kind of support they will need to overcome the obstacles that hounded them earlier.  Those who are establishing their own hypnosis or psychic reading practices deserve a chance to do what they do without our interference.  In fact, they deserve our best to help them become established and prosper no matter what you think of the place they learned their craft.

It's not the ex-members we have a problem with.  In fact, they went through the same things we did (the ex-bishop too).  The ex-members deserve the chance to overcome and begin to heal just like we did.

It's the victimizers we need to expose.  It's the people at the top who exploit and abuse those who would have served with pleasure.  It's the Witches we need to stop.

And since the Witches' traffic light of life has gone from green to yellow to red, we can now be happy that even though the Witches of Ellsworth Street are trying to run the light in the lumbering SUV called the Spiritual Rights Foundation, there's an 18-wheeler about to enter the intersection.

    

Friday, July 6, 2012

Healings Done with Love, SRF style.

I don't think they are going to church.


I started thinking about the implications of the Spiritual Rights Foundation's failed lawsuit against us.

It's never an easy thing to be sued. Even by idiots. Actually, if you are being sued by idiots it's a lot scarier. Idiots can't be reasonable. Idiots don't understand the law. Idiots want things that make no sense and are impossible to deliver. Idiots can't be satisfied.

So as far as the Spiritual Rights Foundation goes, their lawsuit claiming defamation and accusing us of everything short of assassinating President Kennedy pretty much was all that.

It was crazy. And claimed things that made no sense. They claimed I did things I didn't do (and that was obvious to everyone but SRF). They misapplied the law to make a false claim - just like they've been misapplying the Bible all these years!

The lawsuit kept both Joy and I up at night for many a night. Some nights were spent preparing our defense (which would have been impossible without our brilliant attorney, Josh Koltun). Many nights were spent lying in bed staring at the ceiling swinging between anger and fear.

So, that's the personal effect of the lawsuit. Of course when they dismissed their suit, I was happy, sad and frightened all over again.

I was happy we beat them, of course. I was sad to find that others who would speak out were even MORE afraid of the wrath of the SRF Cult.

But the fear came in the form of the Spiritual Rights Foundation's habit of revenge and suppression of their opponents.

The original whistle blower, the previous wearer of the King of Evil crown endured SRF's campaign to discredit him and ruin him. At the direction of the Spiritual Rights Foundation leadership, ministers of SRF wrote letters claiming child abuse and molestation then sent them to his employer, a local elementary school district.

The claims were false, of course. Their intent was to create an air of suspicion around the whistle blower and compel his employer to fire him. That action would ruin the man's career - which the Spiritual Rights Foundation intended. I remember that. Several people said they wrote letters to "get him fired".

Their next target endured something less oppressive but every bit as false and scandalous. Steve Sanchez wrote a tell-all book honestly depicting life in the cult. SRF responded with a statement on their web site claiming Steve's writings were made in the throes of mental illness. It's still there (but you have to search for it. Google: Steve Sanchez SRF to find out).

Any member, no matter if they were man or woman, if they left quietly or in rancor found that the leadership depicted them as demons, malcontents, cretins, thieves or any other derogatory or degrading description could be concocted.

Some of that made it to the public (as I describe above).

I'm not too worried about that, though. After all, lately the Spiritual Rights Foundation has been losing members and their own credibility as quickly as water runs through a sieve. No one (at least no one with two brain cells huddling together for warmth, anyway) believes their claim of being a beneficial and nurturing organization who's selfless leaders are dedicated to the advancement of their brokerage accounts.

Uh, sorry that was supposed to be the advancement of your spiritual growth. My bad...

It's still a pain in the ass to have to explain your side of the story to complete strangers who ask about the things an obscure cult in Berkeley have to say about you, though. If those strangers care to read this blog, they might have the opportunity to make up their own minds. Those strangers who start to cry, complain and beat me over the head with Bill Duby's "Cosmic Acid" aren't exactly in their right mind in the first place. So forget about them.

Anyway, it's more along the lines of the physical level. I know at least one person currently affiliated with SRF owns several firearms. One SRF official has proclaimed on the air (on their radio show "Total Prosperity") that he was tempted several times to get in his car to deliver a "healing" to certain persons.

To give you an idea of what I'm feeling right now, I was reading about Susan Atkins, the dead Manson Girl. When asked if she thought killing actress Sharon Tate was wrong, Susan Atkins said "How could it be wrong if it's done with love?"

And people wonder why she was locked up so long.

Well our own experience with an SRF "healing" had to do with love as well - the kind of love you might have run into if you were in Sharon Tate's shoes.

I'm thinking if there is trouble on the horizon, we do have a lot of things going for us. First, we live in an area that is patrolled by two law enforcement agencies. Since some local yahoos dropped in uninvited a while back, the police stepped up patrols and have been more aggressive about stopping people who look like they don't belong in an upper-middle class neighborhood. A car load of SRF dorks looking like day laborers might fit the bill. And both the Campbell and San Jose police know who lives here and who doesn't.

And those dorks know I have mad skills with the net and electronic stuff because I have buck teeth, laugh like a constipated mule, wear coke bottle glasses and wear my pants too high. Other than that, I'm like every other stereotype those SRF bucketheads can imagine.

So, I think they know how well my house is "connected". The next video I post may have some guest stars from Berkeley. And they'll take their publicity shots wearing stripes, holding a number board in front of them. The profile shot will be done at no extra charge!

I'll get into the SRF version of healing later on. But for now, the house is well-lit, the streets well-patroled, and we remain vigilant.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Pump Up The Volume


Talk hard, I like that. It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind. 
Truth is a virus.
Remember my dear, I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.


You know what empowers me?  It's watching films like Pump Up The Volume.  Gaining inspiration from the likes of Christian Slater giving voice to not only teenage angst and young adult confusion but also suburban men in mid-life crisis.

The strength of the human voice, the power of expression, the long-lasting and pervasive impact of words are the things that sustain me and give me the kind of enthusiasm for life in all its glory I had as a teen and a younger man.  

So, if you want to know what keeps me going, what compels me to write and propels me into the inner depths of our collective experience at the parasite-infested Spiritual Rights Foundation go take a look at Pump Up The Volume.  What kept Christian Slater going is what inspires me.

As far as the Witches of Ellsworth Street go, as they continue to flog the dead horse that is the Academy for Psychic Studies, now is a great time to expose all the half-truths, mendacities and all out lies we were told.  It's also a good time to expose their failed initiatives and let the world know what goes on behind the iron gate of the Academy.

They have one person left to operate both the San Jose and Berkeley locations.  This guy is spread thin between his duties as the lone officer of the detention facility in Berkeley where the most recent ex-followers reside, half-witted promoter of classes and activities, lame-duck member of whatever remains of the governing board of directors and his duties as the main purveyor of Academy for Psychic Studies poison I would be surprised if he can keep it up for much longer.

As they are so blind to their situation they continue to make the pretense of great activity and interest in this odd and idiotic cult, I would expect him and his leash-holders to maintain as high a pace of frantic and unorganized activity for a while, though.

Think about what happened to us and our colleagues.

Weren't we all stretched to the breaking point with attending county fairs, local fairs and whatever else the leaders could get a cheap booth at so we can provide psychic readings and healings to an unsuspecting public?  How about the money they charged for those services?  Was that distributed to anyone who took their time to provide the actual work?  How obsessed were the on-site organizers with money?  Wasn't a trusted minion assigned to collect the day's take?

After a while, it looked a lot like these public presences were anything but an opportunity to "shine our light unto the world".  It looked a lot more like we were running a lemonade stand to fill another person's pockets.

What about Health and Wealth.  H&W continues to sell helpful recordings and publications on topics such as meditation, hypnosis, self-healing and overall spiritual awareness and growth.  The CD's were about $17.  Video recordings started at somewhere around $25 and went up from there.  Don't ask about the books.

The public saw a full line of products to increase their psychic awareness and prosperity.  They saw products that just might make them feel good.

We saw something different.

Late at night, the faithful followers of the Academy for Psychic Studies spoke into microphones to create the recordings.  Other times, they acted like giddy fools for a Health and Wealth video recording or three.  And when those recordings were completed, those same followers happily packaged the goods into cases, creating the disks, copying the tapes, printing the cover sheets and placing them in a spiritually-correct way in the Academy for Psychic Studies storefront.

That work was vaunted as the highest spiritual work, outside of throwing all your cash and assets at the leaders.

What was hidden from the public, not spoken within the iron gate of the cult compound or ever even approached as a topic of conversation was the people who did the work never got paid a nickel nor were they provided with even a complimentary copy of the products they created.

Well, where is my charity, you might ask.  After discovering Health and Wealth is a separate entity from the Academy for Psychic Studies and was intended as a for-profit and TAXABLE money-making enterprise, my sense of charity faded faster than the hair color on Robin Dumolin's grey roots.

The revenues are controlled by Robin Dumolin.  It's pretty clear.  Robin is listed as the "manager" and presumed CEO of this conglomerate of psychotic products and services in several public listings.  It's also clear Health and Wealth loves to avoid taxes.

I remember one day I ran into the head psychotic, Bill Duby.  He came up to me, reeking of too-much of that cheap after shave he liked to use.  Bill related that Robin ran up to him in a panic saying the revenues of Health and Wealth was so high, they'd have to pay their fair share of income tax.

Most business owners wouldn't be bothered by that as paying income tax means they, you know, have income.  Enough income to have made a good profit.

Robin, however was in a funk.  How dare the government ask for taxes when she preferred to keep the money? 

Bill Duby, the genius founder of the cult, resident financial expert and tax guru had a brilliant plan:  just give a huge donation to the non-profit church and watch the taxes disappear.

Brilliant!  Bill had a tremendous talent for making all kinds of money disappear.  Money he threw into so many businesses, toys, cars, trucks, farm equipment, farm animals and whatever the hell else he wanted (like a King-Sized commercial satellite dish that allowed him to watch foreign language channels and other crap he couldn't understand) disappeared faster than Angela's wrinkles after her fourteenth Botox treatment.

His heirs to this perverted empire are no different.

We all know some hundreds of thousands of dollars were spent at the Blue Sky Ranch to create was was ultimately an illegal structure and unsafe environment.  We also know it will take up to a hundred thousand more to correct it, now that the county government caught on to them.

Still, they pamper themselves in trips to the spa and shopping sprees.  Religious retreats are the order of the day, allowing Robin and Angela to ease away the stresses of their busy days.  The cult headquarters was painted and re-decorated just a few years after it was painted and re-decorated.  Boxes from QVC and online shopping sites arrive regularly as well.

Through it all, Angela professes her dedication to keeping alive a spiritual place for sensitive beings.  A schedule of classes continues.  Open house healing clinics remain open.  Promotions for the elite Clairvoyant Training Program are continually held.

The voice of the Academy for Psychic Studies remains in the public eye, although it's sounding a little hoarse and ragged these days.

The class descriptions are lame and the usual class enrollment is about, oh, ZERO.  A few special classes are held, usually for female issues.  No teacher is listed for those classes, though.  I doubt the corpulent remaining follower would teach it as one look of him will clear the room.  If one of the Witches has the will to pull away from Oprah re-runs or QVC long enough to face a room full of quizzical faces, there is a chance they'd have one or two people who'd attend.  But as that requires exposure to the public, maybe not.

A few retreats to places like Calistoga and the "healing center" in Berkeley (which is the insect infested back yard of the Academy) are offered for prices that would cause a stroke.  Public appearances are rare.  In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find any event the Academy for Psychic Studies attends, except for whatever they do in their own compound.

Still the voice of those who have been there and have seen the inner workings of this cult and have been the victims of its abuse, exploitation and bad practices remain strong.

I have no stats on how many people read the Academy for psychic Studies site but I can tell you my perusal of this blog's stats show people are reading intensely and regularly.  A few of them make comments.  Most read.

Like Christian Slater's character, the volume of the readers are pumped up and moves them away from the remains of abuse into the path of recovery and true freedom.  With the Witches of Ellsworth Street being shown as having no clothes and the public now seeing their true nature, what was once a small voice crying out from your inner being has the freedom to shout.

Or maybe all it really needs to do is say "now, things are better.  much better".



Now, if you want to see a bit about someone who has found him/her self much better, you should take a look at this entry in a certain blog written by someone who may be familiar to you readers.  Before you do, I will tell you if you have triggers (well, I guess if you did you wouldn't be reading THIS blog) you should take care with this link.  As this person's departure from the inner sanctum of the Academy for Psychic Studies was not discussed publicly until now, I think it would be of interest to those of us who read this blog.



Keep in mind I take no position on this person's spiritual views.  As always, I leave those issues for you to decide.  However, the main takeaway on this thing seems to have some relationship to a couple of Witches quite likely taking revenge.  If you were to add up the things that happened in the last couple of years: the revenue ISHI Hypnosis has not realized (due to lack of interest), the fact this person joined a losing lawsuit against this blog, that the Clairvoyant Training Program evaporated as well as the Witches wanting to preserve their cut of the action at the expense of anyone else, I think it's clear the only deal you get with the Witches of Ellsworth Street is one where YOU lose.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Making a Mezz Out of the Blue Sky Ranch

The newly remodeled Blue Sky Ranch!
built like a brick... house


Well, the Witches of Ellsworth Street have their work cut out for them.  Actually, it's the crap mobile home they had us slave over at the Blue Sky Ranch in Bethel Island that's getting cut out.

The Witches built out an illegal second floor (a "mezzanine" technically) in the amazingly illegal main structure.  The second floor was finished with drywall, outfitted with a single shower and toilet and two dormitories that were intended to cram so many people in them, they would look like one of Tyson's chicken factories.  However, unlike Tyson's chickens you'd approach the bunk beds in your cramped sleeping quarters by way of an authentic hand-built oak staircase.

Any of us with the Academy for Psychic Studies Healing Retreat experience know there is less attention paid on attendee comfort and more attention paid to the Witches getting paid as much as possible.  Installing adequate facilities cuts into the Witches profits.  Why can't you twelve people learn to use that one shower and single toilet?  If you can't wait, you'll need to learn how to piss in the field and jump in the goose pond as the bathroom line could be as long as the line of convicts in the Witches Kangaroo Kourt.

Of course, the purpose of that mezzanine was to entrap as many people there as possible (one weekend at a time) so the Witches can collect $300 or so from each of them for the privilege of roasting in the hot sun, freezing in the winter's cold and being packed six at a time into rooms better suited for two.  That the windows were so small you could barely wave your hand out them in an emergency was a stroke of genius: when the people attending a retreat were caught in a flood, they would be easily eliminated and the bodies would be hidden until the surviving inmates returned to put them in the ground with the rest of the dead animals.  How about that!  No Witnesses!

So, I guess that's why the Blue Sky Ranch is still on the market for a still-outrageous price.  It's also still being touted as a luxurious corporate retreat.

I can tell you as a guy who's been on corporate retreats: this ain't no luxurious corporate retreat.  Well, it would be the first corporate retreat where I would have to dance around the goose shit and cow dung on my way to the outdoor shower and shit house (located next to the pig pen - I'm NOT kidding).  So, I guess it's got value there.  Why would we corporate types want to have a place where there are adequate facilities to feed us during the day, pour booze for us all night and allow us to nurse our hangovers in spacious meeting areas while we try to make our way through a presentation of quarterly objectives and market analysis?  The Blue Sky Ranch has a decrepit barn, Tuff Sheds smelling of horse turds and an abandoned chicken coop with a forgotten bird or two left behind.  The Witches of Ellsworth consider those to be more than adequate accommodations for those of us who know how to wear a suit as they usually consider cramming their followers in those facilities while the second floor mezzanine was under construction.

Eventually that second floor was completed but somewhat below the Witches high expectations.  To enhance the illegal second floor mezzanine to the high standards of the rest of this shithole, the Witches will be making a few minor amendments to their floor plan:



That the shower, toilet, sink, lighting, dormitories, parquet wood floor coverings, wall boards, wall studs, window trim, ceiling, insulation and white trash curtains from K Mart have to be permanently removed doesn't matter.  I mean, wouldn't the Blue Sky Ranch be still unbelievably valuable as a corporate retreat center even though there's no place to, you know, retreat?

No matter.  Such a uncomplicated and uncluttered space is completely in character for this bucolic rural retreat.  Why, plumbing, lights, ventilation, finished floors and safety from drowning and emergency exits would just plain spoil the pristine beauty of the Blue Sky Ranch and Bethel Island.  The corporate types will be glad to leave their complex world of creature comforts behind to sleep on a dirty, unfinished floor in a building that could kill them while they grope around for a light switch that isn't there.

So, when the Witches finally get to the point where they are demolishing that ground floor space, removing the cabinetry, appliances, furniture, wall boards, wall studs, ceiling, tile floor and more white trash curtains from K Mart, at least they'll still have that fucking oak staircase.  What a great thing to have in your storage space!  Imagine the value of a real, hand-built oak staircase situated in an area where you can't have lighting, plumbing, bedrooms or anyone who might see it.  I think I'll install an oak staircase in my own garage so I can show I can be as stupid, careless, and have the same disregard for safe building practices as Angela Silva and Robin Dumolin.  Oh, and wasteful too.

When Angela and Robin were able to use their cat 'o nine tales to whip the slaves into erecting this homage to exploitation, they cried of their poverty and that we of little faith and spiritual inferiority were doing all we can to take advantage of their generosity and renege on our commitment to sweat, bleed, empty our wallets, drain our savings and charge up our credit cards to create a community in the swamp.

We were always taunted with pleas to give to them so they can complete their monument.  The Witches would always be quick to take our money and slow to ever give it out.  Did they feed anyone who worked for them?  Did they pay any of the cult members who worked for them?  Were any of the cult members recognized or thanked for their hard work?

Well... no.

Instead, we were all berated for not giving all the Witches wanted us to give.  We were demeaned when slaving away on our free evenings and weekends was seen as inadequate.  We were driven to work harder than we had ever worked before to complete a demented and warped vision on a farm that (at least at the time) was the personal property of the Witches themselves.

That the Witches now have to remediate the Blue Sky Ranch at the point of the building inspector's pen is the one shining light in the dark cavern that is our experience with the Academy for Psychic Studies.

However satisfying it may be, I don't see it as comic and spiritual retribution.  It's more simple than that.  

It's just plain justice.