Saturday, May 21, 2011

Doomsday Dingbats




OK, so May 21, 2011 has come and gone without the predicted apocalypse.

Unfortunately for those who hate this blog, I'm still here.  Unfortunately so are the people who believed the world would begin its end of days on the 21st.

Now, we don't need a psychic reading to know predicting the exact end of the earth is just not possible for any one of us.  Most of us (even the most devoutly religious) don't spend much time pondering the end of days.  However, a few do.


One of the most perverse, demeaning, useless and completely warped "classes" at the Academy for Psychic Studies has been the pinnacle of their "spiritual education" - the Revelations Class.

You might think the Revelations Class would focus on the study of the Book of Revelations.  In most cults, the obsession on the end of days and the coming apocalypse is pretty common.  The Academy for Psychic Studies isn't much different.  However, what went on in the Revelations Class was anything but the study of Revelations, Armageddon, the second coming (since God, Jesus Christ, Buddha, Allah and Mohammad were all simultaneously resident in the body of Bill Duby, the second coming already came) or anything even remotely related to any real biblical topics.

Of course, Bill and his Witches insisted the hapless attendees of the Revelations Class study the topics they directed and only those topics they directed.  Usually, it was the same damn stuff from Emanuel Swedenborg or the same passages of the Bible restated and re-told over and over again.  To Bill and the Witches of Ellsworth Street, repetition was the key to indoctrination and control of their victims.


Was the book of Revelations discussed in a scholarly or otherwise meaningful way?

What, are you kidding?


So, what was revealed at the "Revelations Class"?


Well, the leaders taking advantage of the opportunity to browbeat, demean, demoralize and dehumanize a captive audience pretty much revealed how sadistic, mean, unfair and unreasonable they were was revealed:

Revelations Class - where Bill's true nature was revealed.


It wasn't a revelation as they showed those qualities pretty much every day, but at least during the Revelations Class, they revealed their sadism and depravity in a spiritually acceptable way.

Read this if you want to see how the leaders pummel grown adults into a thin paste:


The Amazing, Unending Classes at the Academy for Psychic Studies



The "classes" at the Academy for Psychic Studies are deliberately and purposefully lead the new recruit one warm and nourishing step at a time from that first energy healing to the first psychic reading to the introductory classes right into the Clairvoyant Training Program.  It's there where your indoctrination is completed and your transition from psychic student to psychotic minister is completed.

The Clairvoyant Training Program is also where you will be led to the Revelations Class where your compliance and complete servitude will be reinforced with weekly beatings in front of as many of your peers and colleagues as can be mustered (well, they are only psychic beatings that leave only mental and emotional scars - so that's OK, isn't it?) and with as many bogus and pointless readings and psychotic interpretations of the same damn biblical passages over and over again.

What makes things even worse is that your own interpretations and personal meaning of the assigned passages will not be accepted.  What will be accepted is a meaning and interpretation that looks just like the hundreds or thousands written before you - and those acceptable writings were actually heavily re-written or totally re-done by a member of the fully-indoctrinated, boot-licking and compliant staff.

Think back to your school days.  Did any of your teachers re-write your assignments so they could be in an acceptable format?  Were they re-written so you would look like a compliant student to the school administration?

Hell no!  If you were't up to speed it's the short bus to drool school for you, buster.

A cult has different a agenda, though.  First among the list is their need to keep all their followers in line and compliant.  The cult needs to have living bodies to carry out their evil agenda.  Allowing individual thought allows the followers to figure out they are being screwed, and no self-respecting cult could allow that.

Cults also have to keep their followers yearning for more - more recognition, the hope of getting something like a retirement cottage after some time of service.  Maybe a chance at running a school of their own in San Jose or something; maybe even a chance to head up the whole damn garbage heap.

Of course, like all cults, the Academy for Psychic Studies does all of that and more.  Those who receive the most praise were those who fell in line walking, talking, living and breathing the cult's party line and regurgitating the defecations of the leaders over and over again.  If you want details, well you'll just have to wait on that.  There's only so much time I have to write, you know.

But all of us who were there saw it.  We lived it.  We may have even been all I say and we have have done unto others as was done unto us.  After all the time we have spent at the Academy, we know what we have seen there.  We know what we experienced.

It's not enough for me or anyone to just say what exactly happened.  For way too many, reading the details is just plain voyeuristic pleasure. I've heard from one woman who chided me and all of you saying that detailed stories were necessary for her to believe anything we said.

Think about that: she's trying to goad you, me and everyone else into releasing details about ourselves and those we know for no more reason than she wants to hear about them.  I didn't recall that she released any details about herself and her cultic experience, though.  I'm really not in the mood to satisfy someone's voyeuristic urge to watch a cultic reality show.  How about you?

At any rate, we have two separate but equally strange and frustrating situations:  one is a religious nut who uses the Book of Revelations to pollute the airwaves and scalding our eyeballs with deluded predictions of the end of the world in order to mock us with claims that he and his saved followers will ascend into Heaven while the rest of us will be eaten by zombies.

The other is a psychotic.

I think I'd rather take my chances with the zombies.

  

Monday, May 16, 2011

Dumb and so-dumb-it's-amazing

Like everyone else, I am constantly amazed by the resourcefulness and overall tenacity of everyday people.  Every now and then, you'll hear a story of someone reaching higher then thought possible.

Today I saw something so damn stupid, I can't believe it actually happened.

I was perusing the LIVE 365 site and found the Academy for Psychic Studies official internet radio site was playing a certain recording of a certain "psychic church service".

It was the infamous service where the psychic bishop of this psychic church not only admonished her followers to brush off any and all persons who might have philosophical or other differences with the Academy for Psychic Studies she also represents that utterly demented group as "the picture, the icon of.... Jesus Effing Christ".  All that took place in July of 2008.

I have the excerpts on this page but if you'd like to see for your self that the July 2008 church service is indeed back online, you'll have to go to the live365.com site and search for "Spirit Talk" to find it.  Don't ask why I can't put up a link but I will say it has something to do with the Witches of Ellsworth Street not wanting me to tell any of you what information about them is to be found online.



That particular psychotic church service is the watershed moment for many now-ex-members.  The message in this recording is clearly aimed at tightening the cult's grip on the few remaining followers and further insulate them from information that would allow them to awaken from their forced slumber.

The actual effect was the exact opposite of the intent - a condition that only the psychotics at the Academy for Psychic Studies could have created for themselves.  More followers departed after that strange and mean-spirited sermon.  More attention from the outside was focused on the psychotic church.  And more who would have come for the first time and stayed for a while never even made it to the front door.

Now some of you would think the posting of the July 2008 psychotic church service was done as a way to bait we dissidents and commenter's to make statements the Witches can pounce upon.  That's actually a valid observation but one that I have little belief is the actual intent.  You see, that kind of intent requires planning, good execution and the kind of complex and structured thought the Witches of Ellsworth Street and their addled followers just can't engage.  There is no damn way the brain-dead followers could concoct that scheme nor could the Witches have torn themselves away from their obsession of squeezing every available follower for spare change and other items of value to have dreamed up something that complicated.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Where's an Iraqi with a shoe when you need one?




I've been reviewing some of the recent SRF radio shows "Total Prosperity".

I'm not listening to every moment of every broadcast (who the hell has time for that?) but I do listen enough to figure out what is being said.

In the beginning, the show was a soapbox for Bill Duby (who for years was Total Prosperity's permanent "guest") to espouse his particular brand of philosophy and world view. Even if you didn't agree with him, the show was at least entertaining and did find an audience. The back and forth between Bill and Debi was somewhat entertaining as well.

Since Bill's death, Total Prosperity has struggled to find a direction. Without the unique point of view that was Bill Duby, the remaining "hosts" and "guests" just can't seem to find anything interesting to talk about week after week. So, every show deteriorates into the usual crap topics inspired by recordings made at SRF many years ago.

Topics such as:
Leaving the Painful Past Behind
Family Programming
Men and Women
Can You Unhook?

Not only are the topics on Total Prosperity old, worn and incomprehensible (can anyone define "unhook" - you can't find it by listening to Total Prosperity) these topics defecated on the public airwaves lack the insight (albeit a warped and deluded insight) from the long-time permanent guest.

Total Prosperity has become not only boring and tired but an utter waste of time.

So, in the tradition of "Amazing Discoveries" (that pioneering "show" of the late 80's), Total Prosperity has morphed into the radio infomercial for the Spiritual Rights Foundation.

While I've kept no statistics on how many times a class, workshop, Clairvoyant Training Program Open House, Hypnosis Training Program course or any other of the money-making ventures of the Spiritual Rights Foundation are mentioned, it's so much that I'm waiting for Billy Mays to start shouting at me.

I'm telling you, if I could heave a shoe over the radio...