After taking our yearly trip to my in-law's house for turkey day, I was finally able to come back home and get a chance to sit down for a few quiet moments.
I took a few minutes to review some of the comments here (which I have to admit, I have been running behind). A couple of them from Marilyn and Jeanette spoke of their financial losses thanks to the evil practices of the Spiritual Rights Foundation.
Well, like them, I had mine as well. So has everyone else. That the Spiritual Rights Foundation can claim to give you a higher level of enlightenment while they pick your pocket and slap you in the face is just amazing.
I've spent quite a bit on those guys. Like everyone else, it was tens of thousands of dollars. Even more than that, I think because my wife didn't pay taxes for two years (SRF tells people to not pay taxes - unfortunately). That bill came to somewhere around $7500 and it got paid out of my pocket, not hers. Well, that's part of being a couple, you know. I'd do it again but I'd rather not do it again.
Anyway, looking back I figured what I spent on them was some $30K. Probably more. One of their great accounting tricks was to claim you did not pay what you know you did pay. Double billing and fudging the numbers was commonplace at the Spiritual Rights Foundation. They keep people in debt to them in order to keep them compliant and to keep them enslaved to the leaders.
Whenever you get a little bit of gain, they try to take it from you. The Witches of Ellsworth cast their squinted eyes at my modest inheritance and did their best to pry it from me.
It didn't work. I still have it.
Although I did not lose my property, I know others who have. I also know of at least one other person who was pressured to "relieve" themselves of the burden of "family programming" by giving away that person's inheritance (which was also property and cash) to the cackling Witches of Ellsworth.
Even though I didn't lose my most valuable asset (my house) to the Witches of Ellsworth and the Spiritual Rights Foundation, should I attempt to get my money back?
Well, probably. I do have the ability to go after them for improper prosecution via the SLAPP-back process. And there may be some personal injury claims that can be made.
Those are actions I can undertake in the future (but not too distant future).
For now, I feel like I already got my refund.
How's that, you ask?
It's like this: I got the court to force them to pay a decent amount of money because they lost their lawsuit against me. Add to that the fee they paid their idiot attorney. Add to that court costs and the costs they had to incur to make the lame argument that I did not actually beat them and that they should not be punished for doing something illegal...
Well, you get the point. And my point is that I cost them about as much as I dumped in the Witches of Ellsworth's cauldron. Probably more.
So, my Thanksgiving dinner was a thankful one indeed. With that thought, I never had turkey that tasted so good.
No one in history has ever been that successful at kicking their ass.
Well, actually I did not kick their ass (which they heartily deserved). What actually happened was they kicked me in the ass and I clobbered them with a sheleiligh. No one has ever done that either.
In fact, I would bet you no one has cost the Witches of Ellsworth and the Spiritual Rights Foundation more money than I have.
I am proud of my accomplishment and will celebrate accordingly.
I plan to drink champagne out of a glass shaped like Robin Dumolin's vagina.
Shaved, of course.
