She Said, He Said. Or is it the other way around?

The Female Energy Classes and Female Readings.

The pinnacle of womanly understanding. The ultimate knowledge how energy works in a woman's body. Information for women, by women. Information so exclusive, no males are allowed to possess it or even become casually exposed to it. Information passed down from only from woman to woman. As female energy is equivalent to 140 volts to a man's puny 40 volts, any man with that information would be burned out like a used match due to its power and force.

Or so we students at the Spiritual Rights Foundation thought.

The founders of the Spiritual Rights Foundation all attended the Berkeley Psychic Institute where they received training as Psychic Ministers. Of the four SRF founders, three were men. One of them was Bill Duby. The only woman founder was Bill's partner and former lover, Angela Silva.

When the founders decided to form SRF and continue the psychic, spiritual education they received from the Berkeley Psychic Institute, they essentially had to create the curriculum (such as it is) from memory.

This wasn't a huge deal as a couple of the founders had good heads on their shoulders and remembered the class information and the teaching structure. So, all that was committed to paper.

The only problem was the female class. The male founders were, obviously, not allowed in the female class. Worse, the only female in their group was too drugged up and delirious to remember a thing.

So, what's a male founding member of a new psychic school going to do about that?

In this case, they made it up.

Yes, they made it up.

A male founder sat down to figure out inner workings of female energy. It wasn't Bill.

Angela was no help at all. She was dragged to BPI by Bill kicking and screaming. She was still using drugs at the time and had some issues remembering, well, anything. So, from his grounded space the male co-founder used his divine knowledge, channeling the spirit of, uh, whoever to reveal how the sacred inner goddess of womanly energy flowed through a female body.

Never mind that he never went to a female energy class. And of course, he never conducted a female reading. He never had a female body either. But that never lead Bill Duby, the pastor of the Spiritual Rights Foundation, to give a second thought. Bill snatched up the syllabus and proudly proclaimed it the sacred female teaching of the newly created Spiritual Rights Foundation.

From the day the psychic teaching program at the Spiritual Rights Foundation began to today, the curriculum stayed more or less constant. And the syllabus for each class remained the same: a fading, typewritten sheet of paper frayed along the edges, dogeared and wrinkled - kind of like the way we SRF members looked after a while.

So, that female teaching from the mind of men is presented to every woman at SRF, even to this day.

Given that the female energy class was concocted from the inferences and deductions of the male founders of SRF, how feminine could it be? And what becomes of the myriad of women who attended a female energy class?

Your guess is as good as mine.