The Dessicated Creed

I've been inspired to look up the SRF "Divine Creed" after seeing this comment on psychdoctorate's blog:

http://www.celestia.com/pages/divinecreed.html  WOW!!!  That diatribe is laced with so much misinformation and control I don't see how anyone reading this creed could even remotely consider being exposed to such a high degree of malfeasance.

Sorry to say many of us were.
I don't really want to bring up old and bad memories (that's the kind of memories that are unpleasant, you fucking SRF troll).  However, I did think a good look at the SRF "Divine Creed" is worth a laugh or maybe you just swallowed something upsetting to your stomach and you need to get it out of there somehow.

Just be near the bathroom, a bucket or an open window while you read this.  


Actually I LOVE this part:

Furthermore, no Country, foreign or domestic, entities of this earth planet, solar system, or any other extra-terrestrial system shall prevail in bearing false witness against us 

As we ex-members of this sick and irredeemable spiritual waste dump are bringing the truth to a world of unsuspecting near-victims, I would have to say we are far from bringing false witness to anyone, anywhere.  


And a dozen Krispy Kremes for the first person who has the nerve to translate this gobbledygook into a form of language used by real people.


And another dozen Krispy Kremes to anyone who cares to comment on any part of this divine defecation.


Yet another dozen Krispy Kremes to anyone who has the unmitigated nerve to send our translations to the Witches!


...guess I'll be stuck with three dozen Krispy Kremes.  Hey!  Krispy Kreme party at my house!


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The Spiritual Rights Foundation
OUR DIVINE CREED

We the children representing the Church of God, believe in principle our motto that FREEDOM IS THE ESSENCE OF LIFE.

And, as an ordained ministry of His Worship hereinafter referred to as the SPIRITUAL RIGHTS FOUNDATION, do joyously adopt in absolute acceptance that no person, place or condition upon this heavenly planet has intellectual, philosophical or moralistic right to interfere with the DIVINE PROVIDENCE granted unto us by the supreme authority of ALMIGHTY GOD.

Furthermore, no Country, foreign or domestic, entities of this earth planet, solar system, or any other extra-terrestrial system shall prevail in bearing false witness against us or intervene in the mission which our FATHER-MOTHER GOD has willingly talented us to unfold for the benefit of HIS GRACE in all human kind.

WE the children of HIS LIFE are ordained by HIS GRACE, to worship in HIS LIGHT of reality and come to personally experience the eternal freedom of limitless space, timeless endurance, never-ending acceptance, everlasting patience, and continuous comprehension. First, seek the Kingdom of Heaven, and its righteousness, and then all things shall be added unto you, says Jesus.

To a mystic with eyes turned inward to infinity and cosmic consciousness, His words are not only simple but veiled in great meaning. Spiritual freedom creates no ideologies, no isms, no dissenting philosophies, no moralistic interpretations which divide, corrupt and destroy communication between human souls.

No governments are upturned, no faiths cut down by the sword, no sects or types eliminated. Only a personal revelation between the cosmos and a living soul, which flames quietly, bringing a lifetime of contentment and a realization that nothing in this world is worth exchanging for that attainment.

This is our meaning of serenity which peacefully surpasses All human understanding.