Happy SRF New Year!

That's how I spent most of my New Year's Days at

the Academy for Psychic Studies

I wasn't hungover.  I realized I had to face another wasted year

with the Witches of Ellsworth Street.

I figured this comment to a previous post deserves its own entry.


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Anonymous said...


For those who have conned before, no explanation is necessary. For those who have been conned for 26 1/2 years, no explanation is possible!


A log or mock up board for the upcoming year at SRF...Self Righteous Females:


New Years Eve day...Cram pack activities to occupy those beneath us through 2009.


Jan 1st: 9am: Wake up think of someone to pick on at upcoming impromptu staff meeting.


9:45 am: Take shower and meditate...
I mean premeditate on a plan of action with how to transfer funds of the church into personal spending...
Oh right, use SRF credit cards for personal use and then squeeze more money out of staff in a made up 'we have to get more hay for the farm donation request'!


9:59 to 10am..Ground, run energy, blow roses sincerely as to trick the conscious mind that your doing the teaching.


10am...Have someone..not me, call all staff members and announce there will be a staff meeting at 9pm tonight.
The thinking is..why should we care if everyone else takes this day off, we can't lose our power over these people even for one day PEOPLE!


10:05am: Eat


11:05am: Lavishly praise daughter or god daughter


11:45am Gabriella has an idea! Lets put it into action immediately..whatever it is!


12 noon: Head upstairs and look at the books, with the eyes of Mark the tax collector before he became a disciple and find out who is behind on the long continuous class and workshop payments, rent and donations.


12:45: Make note to self, pick on Sherry for not having the books done when I thought they should be done.


12:55pm-12:56pm Thinking positively


1pm: See what Gabriella wants for lunch and then follow it up with a compliment of how brilliant that idea was!


1:55pm: Finish lunch and shit list of which ministers to put on for Jan. staff meeting.


2:53pm: Feeling kind of tired, will leave the house control to tend to duties while I go in back house to catch a well deserved nap.


5pm: Awaken and immediately call upstairs to find out if I can catch a staff member not making it to there house control shift (answer phones, housework,cafe meals, welcome people into the building and doing healings)and relieve previous minister.


5:30 pm: Start editing tonights "Why your energy is funky and the need to give more of your time, energy and money speech to the church for 2009 to the staff.


6:25pm: Eat at the cafe, and watch for last minute perceived slip ups by staff to add onto shit list for meeting.


6:59-7pm: Sit down, ground, blow roses and run energy.


7:01-8:57pm: Head back to house and watch television for ideas on how to come up with love projects for everyone to mandatory volunteer.


8:57-8:59pm: Praise self for loving Jesus and doing the teaching.


9pm: Head upstairs and find someone to pick up that wasn't on your original shit list for the New Year.


10pm: After spewing out your vision of what the people should be taking home with them to think about, ask one of the ministers if they can sub for you on SP (Spirit Patrol). They love and admire you so much. And because you are you, you have someone take them aside if they resist and give them a reading why they can't be spontaneous.


11pm: Make it home in time to catch your favorite old movie, cable t.v. show.....and lavish praise to Gabriella and then yourself for being a bright angelic being and a mentor to the unfortunate and lesser talented beings you unfortunately have to tolerate being around.


12am-12:01am: Do thorough clean out of day. Call back all your energy, run energy, blow roses, pray to Jesus for guidance.

December 29, 2008 4:43 PM

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What a great thing it is to be far away from all that. Just remember, what the commenter wrote above is pretty much a daily event at the sacred halls of the Spiritual Rights Foundation.

How many years were the deluded followers of the Academy for Psychic Studies dragged into the facilities so they can perform spiritually meaningful work such as sweep the floors and shovel manure at the Blue Sky Ranch?  How much of this kind of work did any of the leaders participate in?  Sure, Bill Duby loved to ride on his lawn tractor but is that the same as laying sewer pipe, cutting down weeds at the fence line with a string trimmer or doing any other work so far beneath the dignity of the leaders, only the followers were considered sufficiently wretched and servile for such menial work.


Even though this comment was written some 3 years ago, do you think anything changed?  Well, maybe it has changed this year as there the two followers left are too few to dump on.  Aw fuck, of course they are being dumped on.  Those Witches of Ellsworth Street aren't changing even though their world has collapsed all around them.


Let's celebrate this new year by raising a glass to their decrepit circumstances and hope we may see this worthless and utterly destructive organization collapse and at least some restitution to the victims is made.