ever wind up like this after an SRF Special Class?
The Spiritual Rights Foundation was famous for their one-liners.
I guess SRF boiled things down to one-liners because Angela was too fucking dumb to understand any more than that and Robin didn't sit still for more than a few seconds before she went back to counting the vending machine quarters.
Usually it was Bill Duby doing the one-lining. But so many of those sayings were woven into the vocabulary and principles of SRF, they deserved their own post and feedback.
Here are only a few of them:
- look in the dictionary: sympathy is between shit and syphilis
I saw this saying on a T-shirt while strolling through Seattle's Pike Place Market. It was hanging next to the "BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore." shirt.
- judge it today, wear it tomorrow
Considering the amount of judgement the SRF leaders have been making lately on, well everyone, you would have to wonder what THEY are wearing. Oh yeah, it's the "stench of dishonesty". I think that's the name of Angela's cologne.
- freedom is the essence of life
To save our life we had to leave the oppression of the Spiritual Rights Foundation for a world of freedom. Thank God we found freedom. Thank God we found our life. Thank God we have a way to maintain it.
- prosperity is getting what you need when you need it
We got a lot of spit in our face. We were torn new orifices. We saw the cult destroy our families, marriages, wealth, self-respect, careers, and lives. We got divorced because the leaders said we needed it. Our children were torn away because the leaders said it would be better if "the church raised them". We were knocked up the side the head for every dollar we had. Yeah, I feel prosperous. How about you?
- when the students are ready, the teacher will appear
We were ripe and they were ready to do the picking. Any questions?
- there are nine great scriptures
A dozen Krispy Kremes for the first one to name them. Robin's cash ledger and Angela's plastic surgery schedule do not count as two of them.
- don't throw out the baby with the bathwater
We would, however, look forward to flushing a turd. I guess we should have when we had the chance.
- you are not you brother's keeper
So when you made a mistake, Bill slapped you in the face and picked your pocket. When Bill made a mistake, he slapped you in the face and picked your pocket. Gee, I guess Angela and Robin do that too... On the other hand, he was certainly brotherly when he saw you had some extra cash lying around. Gee, I guess Angela and Robin do that too...
Is anyone sensing a pattern here?
- God doesn't let the left hand know what the right hand is doing
So that's how they got away with picking your pocket while slapping you in the face.
- women only want your wallet or your sperm
Well since we know the two women who have designs on our wallet, that pretty much leaves the sperm part. I wonder if the guys left there have any takers?
- do you want to be right or do you want to be in love?
How many times were you right? How often were you in love? Of course you were never right. That way, Bill and Angela would have an excuse to kick your ass while Robin picked up the gold fillings they knocked out of your mouth. We never did see the love part. OH, we saw Angela and Robin loving money. my bad...
- this is a place for women so men can benefit
We know the Academy for Psychic Studies is a place for women - two women. Two women named Angela Silva and Robin Dumolin. How do the men benefit, again? We men are still waiting - just like those guys waiting for their 40 Acres and a Mule
- For those who believe, no explanation is necessary; for those who do not believe, no explanation will suffice.
Oh shit, that quote was from Joseph Dunninger (April 28, 1892 - March 9, 1975), known as "The Amazing Dunninger" who was one of the most famous and proficient mentalists of all time. So, that's who Bill Duby was channeling...
I know there are more of them. If you know them, please post them up with your commentary on it. You can repeat the one-liners I posted here with your own commentary too.
Go ahead, you know you want to.
and just so you know, I already have a lot of "fuck you witches and the brooms you rode in on".
But don't let that stop you...
Great topic Mike. This is a great way to undo the lingerig effects of mind control. I bet Kevin has some great ones on this. Here are a few:
ReplyDeleteTop choice is no choice
This is a corallary of 'Do you want to be right or in love', both of which mean the only way to think is Bill's. Most convenient for a master manipulator and mind controller.
The best place to be is in the year class.
To Bill this meant, the best place for you to be for me is in the year class, that is, niave, gullible, and plyable. In other words a perpetual Debi-Doda, that is desperately seeking Bill.
Someday you will be sittiing in the seat I am.
Someday was a carrot on a stick that never came. Thank God it didn't. The only ones that can be said to have acheived this are Ang and Robin, and they are in the deepest mind control of them all.
The world must have teachers with a consciouness like mine who are amoungst the top .01 percent of the planet, otherwise man mankind could not subsist.
Bill and his followers were the elite, with a mission, if you choose to accept this, that is inviolable becuase of its supreme importance. The strangest thing about this is that Bill got this saying, as he did from many other instances, from Swedenborg. Becuase I wrote a book about the mind control of SRF, and I have studied the theology of Swedenborg in great detail, I have been able to see how many of Sweedenborg's writings bill used to make himself look enlightened. This is the most dangerous kind of maniplation of all, next to using the Bible itself to hold selfish power over others. He used to always say that Ang read Swedenborg's writings like commic strips, but He never led any of us to actually read Swedenborg; he just led us to use his concordances of Swedenborg for psychic translations of the Bible. Perhaps I could make a list someday of such instances.
All men are beasts.
But becuase he identified it, he can be trusted.
As soon as you step onto the property you go into trance.
There was a certain oomforting quality to this, becuase you could de-stress, disassociate and take comfort in the group, but when you eventually realized you were stepping into the jaws of a spider the sinking feeling of dispair was a hundred times worse. There is no doubt about it this is difficult an depressing, but it is in the long run far more joyful to see it and be out of it then subject to it. Ther lifers in SRF have not faced that journey.
It is nice to be able to express ourself freely on this forum,
Steve
money is only good if you spend it
ReplyDeleteyou are going up in vibration _ translates into
ReplyDelete"you seem like you have some money, let me see if I can get it"
"The body is the house of your spirit"
ReplyDelete"Your third chakra is like a PG&E center, just above your navel."
"When you are at the center of your head, you are lika a driver in a car. Your spirit is lika a driver in a car"
"Everything is just energy"
"I can see this on an energylevel"
"There is something wrong with your chakra"
"Men are at a lower vibration"
"There are a lot of beings out there in the spirit world, you are not just redy to see them yet"
"Stop playing those head games"
"Take your energies with you when you go"
This is the best one, when having migrains: "Your mother is in your space"
Ok how about this one from Lewis S Bostwicks mouth himself!
ReplyDeleteYou make your own morals and ethics!
Nuff said