The Academy for Psychic Studies - 100,000 Pageviews, WITCHES!

...and that's counting only from a couple of years ago.  All the clandestine viewing by your current abused staph members and surveillance by your cult enforcer isn't counted.  I guess I wouldn't want to count them, actually.  I take that back - I really would want to as that would push these numbers over a quarter million.

So much for the blog being dead.

For as long as the Academy for Psychic Studies exists and for as long as the Witches of Ellsworth Street continue their quest to hoodwink the public for readings that reveal nothing, classes that teach only how to fall asleep in a metal folding chair and psychic services that don't deliver what you paid for, this blog will be around to give our side of the story.

As far as the cult being dead goes, it's not quite dead but certainly it's been on life support for a long damn time.

I mean, look at the infamous Blue Sky Ranch.  The listing agent has proudly announced "sale pending" on this piece of garbage for 90 days now.  To put that in perspective, most residential real estate closes in 30 days - 60 days would be quite long.  That the sale is pending for 90 days is insane.

What is holding up the sale?  Are the Witches foot-dragging, hoping to squeeze more ill-gotten gains from the ranch?  Maybe but it makes more sense that they would want to close as fast as possible since the fucker was on the market for a whole damn year before the current offer was made.

Maybe the prospective buyer is looking over the myriad of legalities of ownership in the Bethel Island area such as the requirement to carry National Flood Insurance as well as other insurance.  Maybe the prospective buyer is conducting very thorough due diligence on the property and the sellers and is trying to find reasonable answers to the questions that arise.

Considering the history of the Witches and the Blue Sky Ranch, would there be questions or what?  What would you suppose the answers would be?  Reasonable or outrageous?

Moving on to the near death experience that is the San Jose chapter of the Academy for Psychic Studies, the website currently lists only a Summer Solstice Meditation - no classes.  That's not a surprise.  As there are only six staff members, hobbled by the ailments of age as well as brain-numbed by the the same crap they seek to disgorge on the unwary, what are the odds there are sufficient personnel to effectively operate a San Jose location as well as their HQ?

By my observation, the San Jose location is open maybe ONE night a week.  There is simply not enough SRF zombies to prowl the San Jose location for fresh brains to gobble more nights than that.

And that shortage of staph leaves SRF HQ as dry and barren as the rest of the SRF enclaves.

Take a look at this: the superior mental powers of the Witches of Ellsworth Street led them to the conclusion to conduct a special "Meditation for Women" class taught by Angela Silva herself.  Further deep thought produced the genius decision to launch the inaugural session on May 25 - the first day of Memorial Day Weekend!

Obviously, no one attended.  If you need more corroboration, here is a quote from the SRF website posted on May 26 - the second day of Memorial Day Weekend and the last fucking day anyone with two brain cells to rub together would want to consider a goddamn meditation class: 

Meditation for Women with Angela Silva

Still open on Saturdays at 1pm 

If you believe the Witches of Ellsworth Street are experiencing their own vision of Karma, well you have to admit, as did Reverend William Duby, the Witches have found Karma to be a bitch - because they have behaved as one.

Since they have retreated into a defensive posture, the Witches and their minions have reduced any possibility they could expand their evil empire to its former perverted glory.  How in the fuck can a motley crew of three wretched geriatrics and two wholly unappealing middle-aged tubs of lard possibly connect with the vital and youthful new recruits they need?  I'll bet a couple of semi-youthful male ex-members will return if they get the chance to chase down attractive young female prospective members.  I think a couple of the women ex-members would want to join the fun as well.  Fortunately for attractive young women everywhere, no former member would find it worthwhile to endure the Witches never-ending greed, insufferable domination and the daily floggings by Robin Dumolin just for a chance to do what they could do anywhere else.

But in the event old members return and they do make that connection, I snatched a comment from a fellow blogger about all the things the corpulent turd and his less-than-merry band will be teaching:

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I'll break down how the various tools may even correspond to the states represented by "traditional" meditation.

Body Of Glass this might be seen as a state of clarity. Just being, and letting all emotions run freely. Although through the psychic protectionist proclivities of the BPI, it often became a tool to become armored and callous.

Golden Suns Gold Energy is common throughout many spiritual traditions. In fact, in may meditations now, I experience hypnogogic images with a gold background. This is not due to programming, and I remember the experience of such visual fields as a child after awaking from naps. However, at BPI the concept was mixed with the idea of "taking your energy back" from those who you had healed or leaked your psychic force to. As if people can steal your energy. I don't believe this to be true.

Running Energy Cosmic and earth energy are common concepts taught in Taoism, Chi Gong, and Ancient Esoteric Kung Fu. It has been scientifically proven that the earth has a certain frequency that matches the resonance of the human body and brain. However, BPI vilified Earth Energy claiming is was too rough, and that primarily Cosmic Energy should be run. This, I believe encouraged the bias towards mental energy, a lack of connection with the functions and instincts of the body. It also served in the mythology that body is subservient to Spirit.

Grounding This is a popular term now. And the technique involves connecting to gravity and the earths magnetic core. However, as taught by BPI, primarily a visualization it probably does nothing to get one more connected to one's body and mind.

Blowing Roses At BPI, psychics put negative energy in a mental image of a rose and blow it up. This might be akin to "Letting Go". But as taught, one could become addicted to blowing roses. It becomes an obsessive compulsive behavior like counting or repetitive praying without any real focused intention. The emphasis, as with many of the tools is on protection... getting rid of "the bad". Rather than directing will and action towards a real goal.

Center of Head Many traditions maintain that the Pineal gland is a psychic center. It does release seratonin, a chemical produced during dreams and related to substance induced psychedelic experiences. Centering has obvious benefits. But BPI said this was the one and only place to center. The result again, was a disconnection from other centers, such as the heart, and an overall disconnection from the sensations of the body (Feeling). In esoteric traditions, the Dantien is worked with as a primary center. Located below the navel. Other dantiens exist (corresponding to chakra) but in these traditions they maintain a healthy relationship to each other, none dominating or represented as the ideal center. The navel dantien is known as a center of feeling. Feeling is negated by many of the described tools.

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